What a day it’s been.
Ikea have found horse DNA in their meatballs although to be honest I would have been more surprised if they had found wood in their bookcases.
The Papal hustings will now go ahead without a UK vote due it seems to a mix up about how church officials should act in private.
The government appear to have a sex scandal on their hands although it’s seemingly not a government problem just a Liberal Democrat issue.
To top it all DVLA are now issuing driving licences to dogs providing they speak English and can reverse into a parking bay without barking.